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A Wine Drinkers Guide to Isle Au Haut IntroductionAfter a few weeks of retirement, I began to get restless; so I asked my guidance counselor about my problem. He said I should find something meaningful like going back to school. So I wrote away for some college catalogues, studied them, and discovered a course called wine appreciation. Now they didn’t teach that in engineering school. All I knew about the subject was that there were two colors, red and white, and the octane rating was in fine print at the bottom of the label. I signed up for some college credits in the subject. Then I found out that Medicare wouldn’t pay and that it costs a lot to get credits. Besides, I was afraid that the final exam would be more than I wanted to drink at one time, so I decided to audit the course; just sit there and drink it in so to speak. Well, you wouldn’t believe the things you could say about a bottle of wine. It was like a chemistry class crossed with a poetry class with a bit of science fiction thrown in. But, it gave me the idea that if I combined what they said about wines with some things I could say about the Island, we might have a story. This is how it goes: A Wine Drinkers Guide to Isle Au Haut By Charles F. Turner Isle Au Haut – This is obviously a French wine. No one pronounces it right the first time, but everyone knows what you mean. It is difficult to find, but once discovered it might he addictive. It has, from a distance, a mystical quality not easily defined. It is perfect for vacations, but for year round consumption it should be left for the very hearty. Town Dock - Town Dock is the common wine of Isle au Haut. Everyone tries it. It is aged in old oil drums and and bottled in recycled chlorox jugs. Vintage date means nothing as color, flavor and bouquet are different every day depending on tide, weather, and proximity of bait barrels. It is the perfect wine for arrivals and departures. Its great diversity makes it the ultimate in politically correct beverages. Island Church - This is a very strict, simple and severe wine, the product of Calvinist grapes. It is consumed with song, psalms, and sermons on summer Sundays. Look for the gathering on the hillside below the steeple with the weathervane. Town Hall - Town Hall is the multipurpose wine of the Island. It is a hearty, robust wine that goes with everything; meetings, elections, dances, graduations, or recreation. If you like green wine you’ll like Town Hall because it is green. General Store – A sign is posted to the effect that you cannot drink General Store wine on the premises. That’s no hardship. You just have to step outside to the fuel dock, chase off a few seagulls, and enjoy yourself. While you are on the fuel dock, note that the fuel pipes are labelled “gasoline", “kerosine,” and "wine.” Thunder Gulch – after a sprucy first sip, theres a taint of acid rain, followed by a deep mossy aroma ending with a thundering splash. Close your eyes now and listen. What you hear are thousands of gallons of wine being poured into a great granite goblet. It fills, empties, and fills again. Magnificent! Goat Trail – For mature wine drinkers this offers a brash, cocky introduction followed by a fu1l bodied, leggy ambiance which passes into a gentle earthy aftertaste all within the sound of the sea. Duck Harbor Mountain – This drink provides an insolent nervy ascent which climaxes in a sudden, transcendent, almost intoxicating enlightenment and exciting high. If you like a natural high, you’ll love Duck Harbor Mountain. Mount Champlain – This beverage has a gentle smooth blueberry flavor that matures to a dry but likeable vista when consumed. It is good for everyone and it doesn’t require a warning from the surgeon general on its label. Ridge Trail - Although beginning and ending gently, this a robust long bodied and challenging vintage. Best reserved for the stout connoisseur. If you are over 40, a permission slip from your doctor is recommended before trying it. Seal Trap – A bumpy, wild first sip mellows quickly to a passionate but tranquil ambiance with a delightful gentle texture. Seal Trap goes very well with picnics. Point Lookout – An exclusive mixture of old mature flavors with bold yuppy accents blended by woody pathways. Look for The PLA coat-of-arms emblem on the label. Lighthouse –A light, ruby vintage in a distinctive white container, always served on the rocks. Lighthouse appeals to a lot of people who like to drink around but who have never drunk in a lighthouse before. |